A Typical Design: Archive

Oct 28th

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Oct 12th

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Oct 12th

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Mattress Surfing

Expectation: Reality:

Aug 3rd

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Scrolling down your Facebook news feed..

thefuturepresidentandres: dont care dont care whore dont care you’re* dont care dont care your life is just so fucking bad isn’t it? oh your single, once again dont care song lyrics, how original dont care dont care you’re like 10, no you’re not ‘getting smashed’ dont care photo of you eatin’ your boyfriends face dont care dont care NOW...

Aug 3rd

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A conversation at the grownup table, as imagined...

MOM: Pass the wine, please. I want to become crazy.
DAD: O.K.
GRANDMOTHER: Did you see the politics? It made me angry.
DAD: Me, too. When it was over, I had sex.
UNCLE: I’m having sex right now.
DAD: We all are.
MOM: Let’s talk about which kid I like the best.
DAD: (laughing) You know, but you won’t tell.
MOM: If they ask me again, I might tell.
FRIEND FROM WORK: Hey, guess what! My voice is pretty loud!
DAD: (laughing) There are actual monsters in the world, but when my kids ask I pretend like there aren’t.
MOM: I’m angry! I’m angry all of a sudden!
DAD: I’m angry, too! We’re angry at each other!
MOM: Now everything is fine.
DAD: We just saw the PG-13 movie. It was so good.
MOM: There was a big sex.
FRIEND FROM WORK: I am the loudest! I am the loudest!
 (Everybody laughs.)
MOM: I had a lot of wine, and now I’m crazy!
GRANDFATHER: Hey, do you guys know what God looks like?
ALL: Yes.
GRANDFATHER: Don’t tell the kids.

Aug 3rd

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Aug 3rd

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LOL okay whatever ;P →

Whats your middle name?- Michael How big is your bed?- Queen What are you listening to right now?- Jonsi and Alex What are the last 4 digits in your cellphone number?- 8845 What was the last thing you ate?- Breakfast Casserole Last person you hugged?- My Mom How is the weather right now?- HOOOOOT Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?- John Stratton What is the first thing...

Jul 23rd

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Jul 14th

You Are Loved: I’ve learned that you cannot make... →

mmeganhancockk: I’ve learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is be someone who can be loved. The rest is up to them. I’ve learned that no matter how much I care, some people just don’t care back. I’ve learned that it takes years to build up trust, and only seconds to destroy it. I’ve… Holy crap this is amazing and beautiful… T^T

Jun 21st

May 28th

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formspring.me

Ask me stuff… ;P http://formspring.me/smp5000

May 25th

O Brother(s) Where Art Thou…

I just got home… (sigh)… from tour with Men’s Chorale… my awesomest friends… my brothers… I feel kinda surreal right now, because for the last week we’ve been in constant contact with each other and now that’s it’s gone, I kind of can’t believe it. It’s gonna hit me harder later, but I’m glad that I got to go. I had the opportunity of befriending some...

May 17th

May 2nd

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Reblog if you didn't find Tumblr through MTV

Tumblr was on MTV?

May 2nd

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REBLOG & PUT YOUR NAME & YOUR URL IN YOUR BIRTHDAY... →

January Day 01 - http://ohshizimapeanut.tumblr.com Day 02 - http://itsjustinfreakinbieber.tumblr.com/ Day 03 - Day 04 -http://alyssatiffany.tumblr.com/ Day 05 - http://impossiblecharismaa.tumblr.com/ Day 06 - Day 07 - Day 08 - http://alivinghell.tumblr.com/ Day 09 - http://adrianohaddad.tumblr.com/ Day 10 - Day 11 - Day 12 - Day 13 - Day 14 - Day 15 - Day 16 - Day 17 - Day 18...

Apr 24th

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“People were created to be loved. Things were created to be used. The reason why...”

– Shapes by Emmanuel (via alovelyrose) So wise…

Mar 31st

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30 Awesome Artworks of Wolverine →

I know somebody who’d love this…

Mar 31st

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Mar 28th

ZaMbIeS!!!!! O_O

So I should definitely post to my tumblr more and actually keep up with what I’m following… That aside, this Wed. marks the start of the Humans vs. Zombies game at APU… It’s gonna be epic, but I don’t know how I’m going to survive as a human seeing as how I have very few socks ;P It was nice knowing you all… XP

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Anonymous asked: Favorite musician?

Mar 17th

REBLOG if you were born in the 90's, & don't have...

Mar 4th

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Feb 22nd

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Watch

ianaxel: This is just a snippet of what happened at my house last night. I must be the luckiest person alive. You definitely are ;P

Nov 27th

The Mix Master →

So I’ve known about these headphones for a while… almost a year to be exact. What I didn’t know, is that they would be $250!!!… Is it bad that I still want them?… >_<

Nov 27th

Larkpress Letterpress 2011 Calendar →

This is an example of excellent design in my opinion… Also, I want it for Christmas! >_<

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Oct 14th

Not the Plan…

So, yesterday did not go as planned; that does not mean I didn’t have a good day ;P I didn’t get to go to church yesterday, but I learned to read in Greek! I’m gonna start learning Greek now. Don’t be surprised if next time you see me, I say some random thing in Greek to you. It’s because I’m weird, duh O_o Anyways, I finished a design yesterday, that I’m...

Oct 11th

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Can you cook? If yes, what's your favorite dish to...

Can you cook? If yes, what’s your favorite dish to make? Answer here

Sep 1st

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Aug 26th

Awesome-ish Day

Ok, so a very good friend of mine came up from San Diego for the weekend and I got to hang out with her yesterday (Sunday)!!! :D I have to say that although I was super excited to see her and we had lots of fun, I kinda wish it had gone better :/ I mean, we went to eat at this Vietnamese place that was really good before, but now it’s closed :( and then since we were near our school, we...

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