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Mattress Surfing

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Scrolling down your Facebook news feed..

thefuturepresidentandres:

dont care

dont care

whore

dont care

you’re*

dont care

dont care

your life is just so fucking bad isn’t it?

oh your single, once again

dont care

song lyrics, how original

dont care

dont care

you’re like 10, no you’re not ‘getting smashed’

dont care

photo of you eatin’ your boyfriends face

dont care

dont care

NOW BACK TO TUMBLR

i had to reblog, it’s so legit hahah

GPOY GPOY!!!

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A conversation at the grownup table, as imagined at the kids' table
  • MOM: Pass the wine, please. I want to become crazy.
  • DAD: O.K.
  • GRANDMOTHER: Did you see the politics? It made me angry.
  • DAD: Me, too. When it was over, I had sex.
  • UNCLE: I’m having sex right now.
  • DAD: We all are.
  • MOM: Let’s talk about which kid I like the best.
  • DAD: (laughing) You know, but you won’t tell.
  • MOM: If they ask me again, I might tell.
  • FRIEND FROM WORK: Hey, guess what! My voice is pretty loud!
  • DAD: (laughing) There are actual monsters in the world, but when my kids ask I pretend like there aren’t.
  • MOM: I’m angry! I’m angry all of a sudden!
  • DAD: I’m angry, too! We’re angry at each other!
  • MOM: Now everything is fine.
  • DAD: We just saw the PG-13 movie. It was so good.
  • MOM: There was a big sex.
  • FRIEND FROM WORK: I am the loudest! I am the loudest!
  • (Everybody laughs.)
  • MOM: I had a lot of wine, and now I’m crazy!
  • GRANDFATHER: Hey, do you guys know what God looks like?
  • ALL: Yes.
  • GRANDFATHER: Don’t tell the kids.
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ilymytapshoe:

hellofromneverland:

sunaboveclouds:

acrossthegreatdivide:

meeshk:

cat-wizard:

deitydreams:

Funny, beautiful, whore.

broken, beautiful and lovely.

love, beautiful, plop
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fat, funny, broke(n)

Beautiful, fool, tuba. Huh.

Beautiful, clutz, funny. ;]

Beautiful, bad, epic.

That’s crazy… mine were love, beautiful and plop too… what does this mean?…


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LOL okay whatever ;P

  1. Whats your middle name?- Michael
  2. How big is your bed?- Queen
  3. What are you listening to right now?- Jonsi and Alex
  4. What are the last 4 digits in your cellphone number?- 8845
  5. What was the last thing you ate?- Breakfast Casserole
  6. Last person you hugged?- My Mom
  7. How is the weather right now?- HOOOOOT
  8. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?- John Stratton
  9. What is the first thing you notice in the opposite sex?- face
  10. Favorite type of food.- Japanese, Italian
  11. Do you want children?- Probably 2
  12. Do you drink?- Nope
  13. Ever get so drunk you don’t remember the entire night?- Nope
  14. Hair color?- Black
  15. Eye colour?- Brown
  16. Do you wear contacts/glasses?- Glasses
  17. Favorite holiday?- Christmas
  18. Favorite season?- Summer
  19. Have you ever cried over a girl/boy?- Kinda…
  20. Last movie you watched?- The Incredibles
  21. What books are you reading?- None atm
  22. Piercings?- Not yet… ;P
  23. Favorite movie?- Inception or Scott Pilgrim atm
  24. Favorite college football team?- N/A
  25. What were you doing before filling this out?- Waiting for a friend
  26. Any pets?- Yes
  27. Dogs or cats?- cat
  28. Favorite flower?- idk…
  29. Have you ever loved someone?- Yes
  30. Who would you like to see right now?- Alot of people T_T
  31. Have you ever fired a gun?- Nope
  32. Do you like to travel by plane?- I do it all the time. It’s normal for me ;P
  33. Right-handed or Left-handed?- Right
  34. If you could go to any place right now where would you go?- I wanna say Japan but I miss my friends in LA
  35. Are you missing someone?- Like I said, I miss my friends in LA
  36. Do you have a tattoo?- Not yet, but I’m thinking aobut it
  37. Do you still watch cartoons on Saturday mornings?- No, I watch them all the time ;P
  38. Are you hiding something from someone?- ………………*shifty eyes*
  39. Are you 18?- Nope
  40. What do you do before you go to bed?- Anything on my computer

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